We were asked to soup-up some reggae to promote Virgin Media's supercharged broadband, which it claims is up to 19 times faster than regular broadband. Interestingly, it's not Usain Bolt, the fastest human ever and Virgin Media brand ambassador that boosts the internet speed but Mr. Branson, who turns up in a rocket ship to deliver the goods. What does Branson put in his tea to defeat the signs of ageing? Is it gold?